Thursday, February 1, 2007


What's the deal? Am I the only housechurch member besides Justin and Abby who is technologically savvy enough to understand the complexities of the blogging world? Once upon a time, I thought I was inept in the ways of the computer. Yet now the great Mikhal (queen of myspace) has fallen from cyber grace and I become ever more certain of my computing destiny. A destiny which convicts me ever anew to preach the gospel of this new Kingdom in which i alone am Blog King supreme. I stand at the door of this new world to urge you, my lowland peasants, to grovel before my all-encompassing Omnipotence and Omniscience. Bow, oh queen of the myspace. Bow, oh lowly slaves. Bow down to the everlasting Emperor of Information. For thus saith myself:

"0011101001110101110011110001011111111101111010001011100001111010100001001001011111"

(roughly translated for those who speak not the supreme binary language of the land, "you are all evil, there is no hope")

For the superbowl party, i can bring soda pops. be sure to invite friends, neighborhood kids (chongo and delone?), whoever.

see you sunday, matt

5 comments:

dRun said...

Don't be so quick to boast my friend for legend tells of a young prince from a technological land far far away, will rise in the myspace and blog ranks and one day dethrone the mighty Blog King Emperor of Information. Henceforth a new and greater kingdom will arise mightier than any before it.

Horn/Bosma Family Blog said...

damn, off with your head

Abby said...

i have so many more myspace friends than you, reynolds. don't even TRY to trump me.

Mikhal Rebekah said...

I claim no greatness in the blog world (or ESPECIALLY in the myspace world... it's not my fault people like me =)), but NO, I will NOT grovel at your feet you proud, proud so-called emperor of information.

Jayme Jo said...

Sorry matt, Last time I heard Kinji was the ruler of the universe